My Boobs Are Fake, My Hair's Fake

I'll Be Wearing My High Heels, Even If I'm Up To My Knees In Mud

Less Is Not More. More Is More.

I Will Not Play Just An Evil Part. In Fact, I Got Offered $7 Million Several Years Ago To Play The Part That Faye Dunaway Played In 'supergirl.' I Was Kind Of Insulted. I Was Impressed With The Money, But I Said, 'why Are You Asking Me To Play An Evil Witch? Do I Come Across As An Evil Witch To You?'

When I Have Sex With My Husband, I Fantasize I Am With A Petite, Hot Young Woman.

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'