My Breasts Have A Career. I'm Just

I Always Think Clothes Make You Look Fat, So I Prefer To Be Naked.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

I Feel... Sexier, I Think, With Short Hair. I Feel Like An Alien!

I Am The Ultimate California Girl, Which Is Funny, Being That I'm Canadian.