My Career At Microsoft Really Was Getting

If I Want Popularity, I Go To A Chef's Convention.

The Prize For Ultimate Inefficiency Goes To America. We Have Built In So Many Checks And Balances That Our 'leaders' Are The Most Thoroughly Hogtied Of Any On Earth.

People Get Cranky When You Burst Their Bubble. Over Time, Advances In Astronomy Have Relentlessly Reinforced The Utter Insignificance Of Earth On A Celestial Scale. Fortunately, Political And Religious Leaders Stopped Barbecuing Astronomers For Saying So, Turning Their Spits With Human-rights Activists Instead.

When We First Did 'modernist Cuisine,' I Think Most People In Cookbook Publishing Would Have Said, 'this Is Insane.'

Many Of The Things The Slow Food People Honor Were Innovations Within Historical Times. Somebody Had To Be The First European To Eat A Tomato.