My Comedy Is Romanticized Laziness.

I Would Say Some Of The Food I Talk About That I Really Enjoy, Like Cake And Bacon, I Eat A Lot Less Than I Portray In My Act. But That Stuff That I Dislike, It's Pretty Sincere.

You Can Never Find The Right Bowling Ball. This One's Too Heavy. This One's Good But Its Pink!

Comedians Rarely Have Writers, And If You Do It's Usually A Sign Of Laziness.

I Would Say I'm - In The Show, I'm A Cultural Catholic, Which Is What I Was.

What Kind Of Life Are You Leading Where You Consider Ketchup Fancy? "well, We Ain't Rich Folk, But On Special Occasions, I'll Break Out The Ketchup. Grandma's Birthday, Make Her Feel Special"