My Crotch Is Like Scrambled Eggs

I Don't Like It When People Don't Look Me Dead In The Eye. I Move My Head Around Trying To Catch Their Eye.

I Am A Huge Animal Lover. I Prefer To Rescue Any Of The Pets That I Have Had.

Love Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Guy Sticks His Location Into A Girl's Destination To Increase The Population For The Next Generation. Do You Understand My Explanation Or Do You Need A Demonstration?

I Do Believe That There Is A Greater Being That Has Brought Me This Far Through Life. Something Or Someone Is On My Side Teaching Me Valuable Lessons.

To Bring The Fans Into The World Of Being Like Part Of The Crew Through Things Like Cell Phone Cases, Making Them Feel Like They Are On Tour With Their Favorite Band Is A Cool Thing.