My Dad Was An Autoworker, My Mom

I Was A Good Little Boy And A Good Student. I've Never Been Arrested.

I Come From The State Of Michigan. We Were The First English-speaking Government In The World To Outlaw The Death Penalty, Back In The 1840s. We Have Never Had, As A State, The Death Penalty In Michigan. I Was Raised With That, And Even Republicans In Michigan, Nobody Would Even Think Of Putting A Measure On The Ballot To Have The Death Penalty.

I Like Buzzfeed, And I Understand The Pressure That Online Reporters Are Under. But I Think Everyone Agrees That, Despite All The Awesome Kitten Gifs, They're Still Obligated To Be Skeptical Of Government Officials And Ask The Right Questions.

Yeah, I Think Of What I Do As A Work Of Journalism. It's More Like The Op-ed Page, Though. These Are My Opinions. My Point Of View. The Opinions Are Mine And I Let You Make Up Your Own Mind.

The Wealthy Have Never Liked To Pay For The Labor That Enriches Them. Ever Since Slavery Was Eliminated, They Have Been Trying To Keep It As Close To Slavery As They Can Without Violating The Slave Laws.