My Dad Was Just A Big Joseph

Hollywood Views Regular People As Children, And They Think They're The Smart Ones Who Need To Tell The Idiots Out There How To Be.

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

I Was Always A Very Happy, Optimistic Person.

Bargaining Makes You Come Up With The Best Ideas.

I Think That Parents Only Get So Offended By Television Because They Rely On It As A Babysitter And The Sole Educator Of Their Kids.