My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

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There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!