My Dream Is To Have A Gay

My Husband Says My Toes Are Like Wall's Cocktail Sausages. He Feels Peckish Whenever He Sees Them.

I Am An Optimist. I Think, As Bad As Life Sometimes Gets, There Is So Much Joy And So Much Good Stuff, That There Is A Balance.

It Is Going To Take A Very Brave Man To Love Me.

I Have Such A Lovely Life And I Just Never Imagined That I Would Miscarry A Baby.

I Want To Be Buried With A Mobile Phone, Just In Case I'm Not Dead.