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I Was A 36c Or D, And At 5' 1'', I Knew That Being A Small Person With Big Boobs Standing In Front Of An Audience Was Not Going To Be Easy. It Would Be Really Hard To Get People To Pay Attention To Me Without Mocking Me. Getting A Breast Reduction To Prepare For My Career Was No Different From People Who Work To Get Good Grades To Get Into A Good College To Get Into A Good Graduate School To Get A Good Job. I Went Down To A B Cup, And It Was The Best Thing In The Whole World.

I Should Also Say, In General, I Just Drank A Lot. I Shouldn't Characterize It As "to Get The Courage To Perform." It Was Just An In-general Nighttime Activity. It Definitely Made It Easier When I Started Doing Stand-up. It Was Just Much Simpler To Do A Couple Of Shots. It Made My Nerves Go Away, For The Most Part. It Just Was Something I Sort Of Relied On For About The First Four Years.

For Some Reason I Get Advertised When I Travel As A Political Comedian, Which I'm Not. Sometimes I Talk About It And Sometimes I Don't.

Because We Don't Have A Fairness Doctrine, And Because We Have Further Media Consolidation, And Because We Have A Craptastic Corporate Media, We Don't Have News! We Don't Have An Informed Populous And We Don't Have A Democracy... Everyone In The World Knows That America, (in Its Current State, Because Of Right-wingers) That The Right Wing Arm Of This Country (that Speaks For This Country Unfortunately) Has No Credibility When It Comes To Human Rights Or Independent Media.

Blood May Be Thicker Than Water, But It Is Still Sticky, Unpleasant And Generally Nauseating.