My Drive Is Other People's Success.

I Want To Be Funny, But It Has To Be A Believable Funny.

Take Me And My Role Seriously. Take My Talent Seriously.

Relationships Are Like Farting, If You Push Too Hard Things Could Get Messy Real Fast.

Just Because Your Environment Or Living Space Changes Doesn't Mean That Your Attitude Necessarily Has To Change.

Stand-up Can Take You In So Many Different Places, Man. So Many Doors Can Be Opened Up From Stand-up Comedy, And The First One That Was Opened Up For Me Was Acting.