My Entire Life Has Been A Lie.

Nearly Everything I Do Is Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me The Most Important Entertainer In The World.

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

I Could Have A Roomful Of Awards And It Wouldn't Mean Beans

A Comedian's Body Is Funny As Well As His Mind Being Funny, His Whole Personage Is Funny.

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