My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

Because Drug Dealers Shoot Each Other In London, Norfolk Farmers Can't Have Guns To Defend Their Homes. I Mean, No One Wants A Gun - Except At 4am When They Hear A Strange Sound In The Kitchen.

I Don't Understand Bus Lanes. Why Do Poor People Have To Get To Places Quicker Than I Do?

The Newest Ferrari Of Them All, The 458, The Italia. The Gt3 Was Good, But Nowhen Near As Good As This... Almost Nothing On Earth Is As Good As This... Set That Something I've Just Told, Involving Cameron Diaz... And Some Honey... Then It Comes That Even That Isn't As Good As This.

Some Say He Never Blinks, And That He Roams Around The Woods At Night Foraging For Wolves. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That Will Amuse Us And Entertain Us And We'll Come And Do It.