My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

I Wore A Groove In The Kitchen Floor With Endless Trips To The Fridge, Hoping Against Hope That I Had Somehow Missed A Plateful Of Cold Sausages On The Previous 4,000 Excursions. Then, For No Obvious Reason, I Decided To Buy A Footstool.

If A Football Official Were To Call For A Slow-motion Replay Every Time Didier Drogba Fell Over, Each Match Would Last About Six Weeks.

There Are Shantytowns In South Africa That Are Built Better Than Renaults!

...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.

I'm Not Only In Touch With My Feminine Side, I'm In Touch With My Gay Side As Well.