My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

Global Warming, The Ongoing Destruction Of The Planet, Third World Debt, The Uselessness Of The Railways, The Takeover By The Corporations, The Scary George Bush Person: All These Things Are Important And Should Be Animating Me Into Outrage. Yet Somehow They Do Not.

I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially When It's Raining, Which It Always Is And Always Will Be.

If You Want To Write Something Of Length, However Modern And Radical, You Must Live The Life Of An Elderly Gentleman Of The 1950s.

It Is More Interesting To Be Compared To Someone Famous, Because It Lets You Gauge What Perceptions People Have About Your Appearance.

After You've Read A Novel, You Only Retain A Vague Memory Of Its Contents. You Remember The Atmosphere, The Odd Image Or Phrase Or Vivid Cameo.