My Face Is So Pretty, You Don’t

I Figured That If I Said It Enough, I Would Convince The World That I Really Was The Greatest.

Fifteen Referees. I Want Fifteen Referees To Be At This Fight Because There Ain't No One Man Who Can Keep Up With The Pace I'm Gonna Set Except Me. There's Not A Man Alive Who Can Whup Me. I'm Too Fast. I'm Too Smart. I'm Too Pretty. I Should Be A Postage Stamp. That's The Only Way I'll Ever Get Licked.

You Can't Keep Your Mind On Fighting When You're Thinking About A Woman. You Can't Keep Your Concentration. You Feel Like Sleeping All The Time.

I Say Get An Education. Become An Electrician, A Mechanic, A Doctor, A Lawyer, Anything But A Fighter. In This Trade, It's The Managers That Make The Money And Last The Longest.

Holmes Is So Ugly, His Grandmother Said When He Started To Cry The Tears Would Stop And Roll Down The Back Of His Head.