My Father Owned A Small Piece Of

The Last Time I Was Inside A Woman Was When I Went To The Statue Of Liberty.

The Lion And The Calf Shall Lie Down Together But The Calf Won't Get Much Sleep.

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!

I See No Advantages In Aging Whatsoever. You Become Shriveled. You Become Decrepit. You Lose Your Faculties. Your Peer Group Passes Away. You Sit In A Room Gumming Your Porridge. I Don't See Any Advantage In This Whatsoever.

The Heart Wants What It Wants.