My Father Said, Bring Along Your Best

If You Have A Gun, You Can Rob A Bank, But If You Have A Bank, You Can Rob Everyone.

A President Can Be Unpopular For Good Reasons. You Know, I'm Not Always On The Side That The People Are Right, For God's Sake. But, You Know, He's Not Popular When He Goes Overseas. He Couldn't Go To Rosa Parks' Funeral.

I Don't Know Anyone Less Jesus Like Than Christians.

I'm Not Into Western Medicine. That To Me Is A Complete Scare Tactic.

You See, The Difference Is The Republicans' Hatred Of Obama Is Based On A Paranoid Feeling About What He Might Do, What He's Thinking, What He Secretly Wants To Change. Anger With Bush Was Based On What He Actually Did. What Bush Was Thinking Didn't Matter. Because He Wasn't.