My Favorite Meal? It Has To Be

You Know I Was Just Taking A Dump One Day, And Then As I Sat There I Realized, I Really Do Deserve Better.

Yeah, The Gay Pride Movement Is Precious And All, But I Think It's About Time We Asked Ourselves What Gay People Really Have To Offer To Society.

Its Not That I'm In Love With Myself, I'm Just Trying To Pick Up Everyone Else's Slack.

Some People Just Can't Handle That They Will Never Be A Better Actor Than Me

It Used To Be That You Came Out Of School, And You Got Married - Those Who Were Going To Get Married. But My Peers Are Getting Married In Their Early 30s, So Now There's Like This Extra 10 Years Of That Angst.