My Favorite Sexual Position Is When The

I'm Really Great In Other Peoples Relationships.

I Found Someones Passport On The Ground Tonight. Where Do You Sell These Things?

Ex-girlfriends Will Find Themselves In My New Routine. Sometimes They Like That, And Sometimes They Definitely Do Not. But Comedians Should Come With A Giant Warning Or Disclaimer: If You Date Me, It Will Be In My Act.

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.

I Do Think I Am Funny, Or I Wouldn't Be Where I Am Today. I Do Think There Is Always Room For Improvement And Learning.