My Favorite Toast Is Rye Toast.

I'm The Kind Of Person Who, If I See A Shooting Star, I Wouldn't Stay There And Watch It. I'd Run To My Friends And Tell Them Because I Would Want Everyone To See It Too.

I Don't Have Sex Unless I'm In A Relationship. I'm Old-fashioned When It Comes To That. I Really Am!

I Have This Great Test To See If A Girl's A Real Friend. When We're Shopping I'll Pick Out An Outfit That I Know Looks Hot And One That Is Awful. If My Friend Says The Bad One Looks Good, I Know She's Not A Good Friend.

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

My Life Is, Like, Really, Really Fun.