My Friend Anderson Cooper Is The Scion

That's Life When You're On The D-list.

My Act Has Always Reflected What's Going On In My Life.

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.

I Have A No-apology Policy.

When My Pals In High School Were Starting To Drink, It Always Looked Unappealing To Me. I Would Be At A Big Party And See One Of The Popular Girls Or Football Players Completely Wasted And Puking And Acting A Fool, And Think To Myself, There Is Nothing Cool About That. I Never Wanted To Be That Out Of Control.