My Heart Hath Followed All My Days

Middle Age Is The Time When A Man Is Always Thinking That In A Week Or Two He Will Feel As Good As Ever.

It Has Been My Observation And Experience, And That Of My Family, That Nothing Human Works Out Well.

Vibrations Are The Key To Everything. Atoms Used To Be, But Atoms Have Quite Gone Out.

Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To Explain.

One Of The Most Important Things To Remember About Infant Care Is: Don't Change Diapers In Midstream.