My Heart Hath Followed All My Days

From 'the Lesson Of The Moth': And Before I Could Argue Him Out Of His Philosophy He Went And Immolated Himself On A Patent Cigar Lighter I Do Not Agree With Him Myself I Would Rather Have Half The Happiness And Twice The Longevity But At The Same Time I Wish There Was Something I Wanted As Badly As He Wanted To Fry Himself

Many A Man Spanks His Children For Things His Own Father Should Have Spanked Out Of Him.

An Optimist Is A Guy That Has Never Had Much Experience.

When A Man Tells You That He Got Rich Through Hard Work, Ask Him: 'whose?'

Honesty Is A Good Thing, But It Is Not Profitable To Its Possessor Unless It Is Kept Under Control.