My Heart… It Feels Like My Chest

Nobody's Seen Jesus In Years.

I Lost Some Time Once. It's Always In The Last Place You Look For It.

I Am Remarkably Likeable. Few People Have Ever Been As Likeable As I Am. There Is, Frankly, No End To My Likeability. People Gather Together In Public Assemblies To Discuss How Much They Like Me. I Have Several Awards, And A Small Medal From A Small Country In South America Which Pays Tribute Both To How Much I Am Liked And My General All Around Wonderfulness. I Don't Have It On Me, Of Course. I Keep My Medals In My Sock Drawer.

Nice' In A Bodyguard Is About As Useful As The Ability To Regurgitate Whole Lobsters.

Words Can Wound, And Wounds Can Heal.