My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels.

When People Say 'i'm Not A Prude, But ...' What They Mean Is 'i Am A Prude, And ...'.

When I Was In School, I Was Beaten Every 30 Minutes. It Never Did Me Any Harm Except For Some Psychological Mal-adjustments And Blurred Vision.

Sense Of Humor Is So Much More Subjective Than Anyone Believes.

I Have A Tendency Sometimes To Get Too Logical With What I'm Writing, Just Because I Want It To Be Kind Of Perfect.

Years Ago We Would Have Been Burned For This. Now What I Am Suggesting Is That We've Advanced.