My Husband Calls Me 'catfish.' He Says

I’m Trying My Best To Keep Up With All This New Technology And I Surround Myself With All These Wonderful People That Are In The Know And Kind Of Help Me Out With All That.

I Never Want Anything More Than What's Fair. The Problem Is, I Never Want Anything Less Either. In The Old-boy School Of Business, If A Woman Walks Away From The Table With What's Rightfully Hers, The Man Feels Screwed.

Being Born Was The Worse And The First Mistake I Ever Made. The Doctor Didn't Spank Me, He Just Slapped Me In The Face.

If There's A Heaven, I Hope To Hell I Go!

I'm Pretty Sure In My Older Years, I'll Be Doing Old-time Flavored Folk-mountain Music.