My Idea Of Housework Is To Sweep

You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

My Mother Won't Admit It, But I've Always Been A Disappointment To Her. Deep Down Inside, She'll Never Forgive Herself For Giving Birth To A Daughter Who Refuses To Launder Aluminium Foil And Use It Over Again.

Grandparenthood Is One Of Life's Rewards For Surviving Your Own Children.

Everyone Is Guilty At One Time Or Another Of Throwing Out Questions That Beg To Be Ignored, But Mothers Seem To Have A Market On The Supply. "do You Want A Spanking Or Do You Want To Go To Bed?" Don't You Want To Save Some Of The Pizza For Your Brother?" Wasn't There Any Change?

When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time To Go Home.