My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.