My Job As The Writer Is To

Of The First Seven Novels I Wrote, Numbers Four And Five Were Published. Numbers One, Two, Three, Six, And Seven, Have Never Seen The Light Of Day... And Rightly So.

It's Disconcerting To Realize How Little You Have To Say To Someone Who Once Occupied Such A Prominent Place In Your Bed.

There's Nothing Quite As Irksome As Someone Else's Mess.

Pretending To Be 'normal' Is A Lot Harder Than You Think.

Ideas Are Easy. It's The Execution Of Ideas That Really Separates The Sheep From The Goats.