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I Threw A Big-ass Party. It Turned Out A Bit Different From Perry's [in That's Ordinary World], But It Was Pretty Nuts. It Wasn't Me That Threw It Though, My Wife Threw Me A Surprise Party. So [unlike Selma Blair's Character] She Didn't Forget.

I Approach Playing Acoustic Guitar More Of As A Percussive Instrument. It's Fragile. I Don't Have A Lot Of Finesse When It Comes To My Guitar Playing.

For Some Young People, Their First Experience Ever Hearing Punk Rock Music Was Playing The Green Bay Packers On 'madden'.

It Would Be Great To Do A Rock Opera, But Using More Low-fi Technology. I Love Shitty-sounding Records.

And You Don't Want To Always Write About Politics Just For The Sake Of Writing About Politics.