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First I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian. And Then I Realized You Had To Give Them Shots To Put Them To Sleep, So I Decided I'd Just Buy A Bunch Of Animals And Have Them In My House Instead.

Well, It Hurts My Feelings Because The Person That I Read About Sometimes In These Gossip Magazines Is Not The Person Who I Am. So I Don't Want, You Know, My Fans To Think That's How I Am.

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All British People Have Plain Names, And That Works Pretty Well Over There.

There's A Lot Of Advantages To Being My Best Friend.