My Life And My Legs Have Been

I Don't Cook... I Don't Know How To Clean... There's May Be A Good Chance I'm An Alcoholic.

If You Wait Too Long In Vegas, You End Up With A Chicken Finger In Your Underwear.

I Got A Vibrator That Needed Two Nine Volt Batteries. What Am I - R2d2? I Don't Know What To Do With That.

We Got To His Place And It Looked A Lot Like His Personality. Just A Bunch Of Space Filler, Nothing To Really Wow You. It Looked Like He Had Bought A Lot Of Stuff From Ikea And Then Decided To Refinish It At Home. Everything Was Neat And Tidy, But You Wouldn't Want Any Of It For Yourself.

I'm Very Much About Letting Other People Shine, Because It Makes Us All Shine Brighter.