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A Woman Without Perfume Is A Woman Without A Future.

Good Taste Ruins Certain True Spiritual Values: Such As Taste Itself.

Fashion Is Made To Become Unfashionable.

A Major Shortcoming Of The Resistance Is The Outnumbering, Before Long, Of The Genuine Warriors By Camera-carrying Midgets Intent On Leaving A Record Of Their Purported Heroism.

You Cannot Keep Up A Nightlife And Amount To Anything In The Day. You Cannot Indulge In Those Foods And Liquors That Destroy The Physique And Still Hope To Have A Physique That Functions With The Minimum Of Destruction To Itself. A Candle Burnt At Both Ends May Shed A Brighter Light, But The Darkness That Follows Is For A Longer Time.