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If You Are Going To Live In A House Made Of Candy, Don't Move Next Door To A Couple Of Obese Kids. A Lot Of These Fairy-tale Characters Are Missing Common Sense.

What Grinds Me The Most Is That We’re Sending Kids Out Into The World Who Don’t Know How To Balance A Checkbook, Don’t Know How To Apply For A Loan, Don’t Even Know How To Properly Fill Out A Job Application, But Because They Know The Quadratic Formula We Consider Them Prepared For The World?

A Villain Is Just A Victim Whose Story Hasn’t Been Told.