My Life Really Has Been One Long

My Importance To The World Is Relatively Small. On The Other Hand, My Importance To Myself Is Tremendous. I Am All I Have To Work With, To Play With, To Suffer And To Enjoy. It Is Not The Eyes Of Others That I Am Wary Of, But Of My Own. I Do Not Intend To Let Myself Down More Than I Can Possibly Help, And I Find That The Fewer Illusions I Have About Myself Or The World Around Me, The Better Company I Am For Myself.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.

I Write At High Speed Because Boredom Is Bad For My Health.