My Lodging Is On The Cold Ground,

In Every Age And Clime We See Two Of A Trade Can Never Agree.

How Happy Could I Be With Either, Were T'other Dear Charmer Away!

In Love We Are All Fools Alike.

I Know You Lawyers Can With Ease, Twist Words And Meanings As You Please; That Language, By Your Skill Made Pliant, Will Bend To Favour Every Client; That 'tis The Fee Directs The Sense, To Make Out Either Side's Pretense.

From Kings To Cobblers 'tis The Same; Bad Servants Wound Their Masters' Fame.