My Lord, My Lord! What Hath Thou

The Heart Is A Very, Very Resilient Little Muscle. It Really Is.

There's Nothing Wrong With You That A Little Prozac And A Polo Mallet Can't Cure.

We Knew The Front Door Was Always Left Open, But We Broke In Just To Keep In Practice. Doxy Turned All The Washburn Family Photos To The Wall So There Wouldn't Be Any Witnesses.

Not Think Of Death As An End, But Think Of It More As A Very Effective Way Of Cutting Down On Your Expenses.

This Stuff Tastes Awful; I Could Have Made A Fortune Selling It In My Health-food Store.