My Love Is Like A Tire Iron.

There Was A Time When Man Stood Strong, Right Was Right And Wrong Was Wrong.

Only Thing Worse Than A Frenchman Is A Frenchman Who Lives In Canada

Ozzy, God Bless Him, Is Super Talented. He Is A Great Man. He Is A Man Of Heart And Soul And Goodwill. He Is A Very Funny Man But He Is A Perfect Poster Child Of Why I Have Never Touched Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Fast Food.

Anybody That Wants To Disarm Me Can Drop Dead.

At 62, I Remain Clean And Sober And My Ponytail Remains Erect.