My Love Is Like A Tire Iron.

I Was Musically Baptized By The Black Founding Fathers Of Rock-and-roll, And Like All Real Music Lovers, The Music Changed, Enriched, Upgraded And Fortified Our Lives Forever.

I'm The Gun Guy, A Loud Guitar Dirty Harry With A Ponytail.

We Are A Nation Of Laws, Not A Nation That Ignores Laws If It Benefits The Democrat Party.

A Man Must Stand Up For What He Believes In - Especially In This Culture War Between Good And Evil.

I Make A Pussy Purr With The Stroke Of My Hand.