My Mantra Is If You Raise Money,

Because, I Figured That, Because I Was A Successful Man, I Was Wealthy, I Was, You Know, Seemingly Intelligent - Even That I Am Not Intelligent Enough To Ask For Help.

I Have No One To Leave The Money To. I'm A Single Man. I Like Spending My Money.

Loneliness Was Tough, The Toughest Role You Ever Played. Hollywood Created A Superstar, And Pain Was The Price You Paid.

My Sex Drive Has Gone Down So Much Since I've Stopped Doing Coke. I Was One Of The Few People That, When I Did Coke, I Had An Enormous Sex Drive. I Still Have A Healthy Sex Life Today, But It's Not So Important.

But We Came For The Kennedy Center Awards, Which Was An Incredible Honor. Being A British Person, I Was Bestowed This Honor. And My Partner And I, David, Came. And We Were So Pleasantly Surprised By George Bush And His Knowledge Of Aids. He Really - He Treated David And I - And Laura - Treated Us Like - They Were So Friendly And So Courteous.