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New Year's Resolution: To Refrain From Saying Witty, Unkind Things, Unless They Are Really Witty And Irreparably Damaging.

All I Want Is A Modest Place In Mr X's Good Reading, Miss Y's Good Writing, And That New Edition Of One Thousand Best Bits Of Recent Prose.

In Her Early Days She Had That Beatific Expression Characteristic Of Victorian Prettiness - Like A Sheep Painted By Raphael.

The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who Has No Talent And Is Modest About It.

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.