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Shaw's Plays Are The Price We Pay For Shaw's Prefaces.

Your Englishman, Confronted By Something Abnormal Will Always Pretend That It Isn't There. If, However, You Force Him To Look Into It, He'll At Once Pretend That He Sees The Object Not For What It Is But For Something That He Would Like It To Be.

All I Want Is A Modest Place In Mr X's Good Reading, Miss Y's Good Writing, And That New Edition Of One Thousand Best Bits Of Recent Prose.

A Professional Is A Man Who Can Do His Job When He Doesn't Feel Like It. An Amateur Is A Man Who Can't Do His Job When He Does Feel Like It.

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.