My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

I Love America. It's Americans I Can't Stand.

It Always Looks Darkest Just Before It Gets Totally Black.

How Is The Birdhouse Coming Along, Charlie Brown?" "well, I'm A Lousy Carpenter, I Can't Nail Straight, I Can't Saw Straight And I Always Split The Wood... I'm Nervous, I Lack Confidence, I'm Stupid, I Have Poor Taste And Absolutely No Sense Of Design... So, All Things Considered, It's Coming Along Okay!

Soon Hansel And Gretel Came To A Little Cottage. When They Got Quite Near, They Saw That The Little House Was Made Of Bread And Roofed With Cake. The Windows Were Transparent Sugar." "there Must Not Have Been A Very Strict Building Code.

I Think I'm Afraid Of Being Happy Because Whenever I Get Too Happy Something Bad Always Happens.