My Mom Is At My House Every

I've Had To Deal With All Different Types Of Situations - Positive And Negative And Extremes Of Both.

I Turned Down A Scholarship To Yale. The Problem With College Is That There's A Tendency To Mistake Preparation For Productivity. You Can Prepare All You Want, But If You Never Roll The Dice You'll Never Be Successful.

My Generation Will Actually Be The First Generation That Is Tamer Than The One That Came Before It, And It Will Probably Be Poorer; Less Fun And Less Money. It's Ridiculous. In My Parents' Generation, Rebellion Was Pop Culture. It's Not Anymore.

When The Ship Is Sinking And You're Forced To Choose Sides, The New Solution Is To Jump From Island To Island To Island. You Don't Have To Pick.

I Used To Dirt Bike A Lot. I Can't Do That Anymore. Can't Eat A Whole Lot Of Chocolate Anymore, Either. I Can't Be In 'indiana Jones' And Be A Fatso!