My Mom Said The Term Heavy Petting

I Don't Think Anyone Would Want To Come To My Gallery Show.

I Took "forever" [by Judy Blume] To The Bathroom To Read [when I Was Eight] And Then I Heard My Mom Coming So I Stuck It Under The Toilet And Went Running Out. And I Went Back Later To Check For It. And It Was Gone.

The Only Time I Felt Like A Weird Exploiter - Even Though I Knew I Wasn't One - Was When I Was Writing A Sex Scene Between Me And My Adorable Co-star [adam Driver] In Which He Had To Tell Me How Much He Loved My Potbelly. It Seemed Like A Weird Wish-fulfillment Thing, Where I'm Directing My Own Fantasy.

When It's Low-budget, And You Have One Other Person On The Set, You Have To Make Rules.

My Mom Said The Term Heavy Petting Existed A Lot When She Was In High School.