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She's An Amazing Dog And Really Inspired Everything That's In This Book.

I Spent My Childhood Alone, Overweight And Ugly, Angry At Everything, And Knowing Nothing Of A Life Beyond This Sadness.

My Conga People [fans] Will Find Me Anywhere I Go.

The Sad Truth Is That Opportunity Doesn't Knock Twice.

As An Entertainer, My Job Is To Help People Have Fun.