My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.