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There Isn't Any (afterlife), You Dingbat! This Is It, Baby! Enjoy, Carefully! Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion And I Can't Buy Any Of It. So God Made Man In His Own Image? It's Just The Other Way Around. Man Made God In His Own Image. It's All About Money.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.