My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read.

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

If Someone Wants A Piece Of You, Never Let Them Pay. What You Do Not Give To Them Time Takes Anyway.

I Don't Get Tired Of Playing "margaritaville". It's Paid My Bills For Years.

If It Doesn't Work Out There Will Never Be Any Doubt That The Pleasure Was Worth All The Pain.

We Made It Nearly 20 Centuries, A Bunch Of Monkeys With Ph Ds.