My Mother Told Me 'man On Top,

Marriage Isn't A Contest To See Who Is Most Often Right. Marriage Requires Being What The Japanese Call 'the Wise Bamboo,' Which Means You Bend So You Don't Break. Treat Your Spouse With The Flexibility And Respect You Would Give To A Top Client. Think How We Treat Clients; We Smile, We Are Polite, We Listen To Their Ideas. Never Forget That Your Spouse Is Your Most Important Client.

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

There Is Nothing Funny About Aging: It Is Rotten And Depressing. Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.