My Mother Use To Call Me 'miss

The Endless Bonking Was Exhausting Me.

I Loathe Conflict, And I Loathe Not Getting Along Well With People, So I Always Try Very Hard To Be On The Best Terms With The People I Work With.

I Think Bare Legs In Winter Are Idiotic. Unless Your Naked Pins Are Toned, Tanned And Veinless, It's Best To Cover Up. There Is Nothing More Elegant In Winter Than Dark Tights Worn With Matching Knee-length Boots And A Belted Trench Coat.

And I Kissed A Lot Of Frogs As Well, But No, I Kissed A Lot Of Frogs And Now I've Found My Prince.

If You Eat Junk, You Look Like Junk. People Say, 'it's Not My Fault, It's My Glands.' It's Not; It's Greed!