My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My

I Advise That Pregnant Women Do Not Come To My Concerts.

I'm A Nice Guy, You Know. It's Hard Work To Be An Asshole.

I Feel Joy When I Do A Great Show.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

Sometimes I'm Scared Of Being Ozzy Osbourne. But It Could Have Been Worse. I Could Have Been Sting.