My Name Is Inigo Montoya, You Killed

Nobody Knows Anything.

I Don't Guess. I Think. I Ponder. I Deduce. Then I Decide. But I Never Guess.

Life Is Pain, Highness. Anyone Who Tells You Differently Is Selling Something.

I Mean If We Even Had A Wheelbarrow, That Would Be Something.

I Love You, I Know This Must Come As Something Of A Surprise, Since All I’ve Ever Done Is Scorn You And Degrade You And Taunt You, But I Have Loved You For Several Hours Now, And Every Second, More. I Thought An Hour Ago That I Loved You More Than Any Woman Has Ever Loved A Man, But A Half Hour After That I Knew That What I Felt Before Was Nothing Compared To What I Felt Then. But Ten Minutes After That, I Understood That My Previous Love Was A Puddle Compared To The High Seas Before A Storm.