My Nickname When I Was Young Was

I Think The Second You Think That You're Funny Is When You Stop Being Funny.

Having A Newborn You Have To Teach Yourself What Patience Is Or You'll Go Crazy.

Have A Baby, And You Realize: The Second You Think You Got Sh-t Figured Out, You Don't. It's The Greatest Wake-up Call.

Whatever Will Happen Will Happen.

I Don't Even Have Facebook, Twitter Or Instagram. Why Would I Ever Want To Be Viral When I'm Not Even On The Internet?